7/1/09

SPECIAL DELIVERY.

This is a sequence of things heard back and forth in Minneapolis, MN and Garner, IA :


Garner, IA: "Give er Hell"

Garner, IA: "Actually I didnt see the bands, I was too busy pounding the old lady."

Garner, IA: "That's bob kern's house. He's got like the fuckin' top notch alarm system like fuckin' over five hundred thousand in that bitch"

Garner, IA: "Billy's been drinkin' all day and only blew a point oh five..."


Minneapolis, MN: "I can't believe I just ate meat, I've been a vegetarian for five years"


Garner, IA: "Went to doyle's camper and put a fuckin' toad in it"


Minneapolis, MN: "These SUV cunts need to get the fuck over"


Garner, IA: "It's all pink on the inside, at least that's what I hear? right, lobster?"


Minneapolis, MN: "are you sure it's okay to drink on the bowling alley? yes trust me"


Garner, IA: "You might be a redneck if you steal a dirt bike get bored with it. leave it out to get stolen again and report it with the same vin number."

Garner, IA: "Mark in the Dark"

Garner, IA: "It's a racoon, no it's a skunk, hit the fucker"


Minneapolis, MN: "did he just say pussy? maybe he's queer, queer like us"


Garner, IA: "The other day I seen one going under my sisters car. I ran in a grabbed my shockgun to shoot the bitch, you know" (shock gun?)

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