dear id
you blew the lid
off the grid
now I gotta rid
myself of this kid
before I get demented

xxxhugsoookisses


so I asked ann about that guy you like
and
and she said he's not very smart
oh
and that he's troubled...so basically he's perfect for YOU, whitney.

it's hard to get someone confused with "the bomb"

"it's like you're going to school to learn how to die"

i.t.i.l.y (Jill signing a letter to Ryan's dad)

"There's a man and he's walking down the sidewalk, right? And he had these sprinkles, these sprinkles made of magic, and there's these people with only one eye walking on the sidewalk and this man takes his magical sprinkles and he sprinkles them over the one eyed people and then he gathers them up in his suitcase and skips away, now what the fuck is up with that? I really don't think kids should be watching that kind of thing"

me: hmm im surprised everyday people didn't want my vintage dresses.

jack: well the only take small sizes. like really skinny sizes.

me: oh. yeah.

(((((party with a bfa)))))

a call from stephanie means im gonna get wasted
there's vomit in the air and my lips, they can taste it.

so.
drunk.
requesting miley cyrus.
hova.
hands.
she dont know who jay z is
tequila.
shot.
salt jose lime
boy.
smiles.
dont let him waste your time. (cocker riff)




(((((........)))))
im not rich but im full of shit
wicked wives. white lies.
im sorry if that comes as a surprise
no im not, FUCK, open your eyes.

My Friend Owen

is in China and I miss him.

"you look good, you look like a whore"

lazies in my lingerie

"functional fuck up" (orly?)

"moveing sale"


me: can you play party in the usa?
dj: I dont have party in the usa.
me: that guy down there is going to give me 10 dollars in you play party in the usa
dj: baby I dont have party in the usa, what else do you wanna hear?

me: forgot about dre.


paranoid park period package