Question: "May I have some whip cream on that?" "I'll have it as long as there's no fat in it!"
Lie: "I do not believe there is any fat in whipped cream!"
Truth: The man reminded me of what I could become in the future, if I sniffed too much vix vapor rub, bleached my hair and took on the mannerisms of Mickey Rourke. I just wanted to make him happy.
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