Person One: The other day I was reading "ellie" and...
Me: uh huh
Person Two: Isn't it pronounced "Elle?"
Person One: Oh yeah I always get that one wrong.
Lie: ha! oh yeah that's weird because when I look at it I always say "ellie" in my head.
Truth: Never have said "ellie" in my head.
"whitney! don't be naughty!" (my mom three days ago)
I showed my mom this and she said "She lied to me! Why would she lie to me?"
ReplyDelete-To make you feel better about your mistake of course.
also:
sorry
I hate you. WTF. over.
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