it's hard to get someone confused with "the bomb"

"it's like you're going to school to learn how to die"

i.t.i.l.y (Jill signing a letter to Ryan's dad)

"There's a man and he's walking down the sidewalk, right? And he had these sprinkles, these sprinkles made of magic, and there's these people with only one eye walking on the sidewalk and this man takes his magical sprinkles and he sprinkles them over the one eyed people and then he gathers them up in his suitcase and skips away, now what the fuck is up with that? I really don't think kids should be watching that kind of thing"