I'm Going To Kill Myself Tomorrow.

Had my facebook tab open, talkin to b rad p. when I stumbled upon this gem of a convo.


Derek: hi

Whitney: hi

Derek: how are u doin so where are u goin to school

Whitney:i graduated, mcad

Derek: i figrued that but i was talkin about college

Whitney :I graduated college
minneapolis college of art and deisgn BFA in filmmaking

Derek: what do u mean?? mcad

Whitney: 4 year degree
bachelors of art : filmmaking

Derek: oh sick what are u workin on now??
or what do u like workin on

Whitney: video installation

Derek: ok i want to be a chef so forgive me for askin what u mean

Derek: i mean what do u mean by video installation like what the comcast people do or what???

Whitney: oh no
like
the walker art center
is a museum
and people go ther eto look at art

Derek: ya i know

Whitney: and video installations
are when videos/projectors are set up
video installation art.
like in a space

Derek: ok thats what i was thinkin
that sounds like fun
all i do is cook stuff but thats not that interesting

Whitney: meh Im a horrible cook

Derek: well you
well you'll have to prove that your an artest so thats kinda hard to believe
all artests can cook
beleve me
oh ya you have some funny pics

Whitney: I can cook
but it doesnt taste good

Derek: what do you mean it dosn't tast good
what are u doin wrong ???
u know salt and pepper help a lot

Whitney: i basically like mustard and chips and salsa

Derek: lol me to but i like everything well we have never met have we?

Whitney: i dont think so

Derek: ok u went to st.louis park didnt u?

Whitney: yeah

Derek: ok well i missed out on somethin fun didnt I

Whitney: what do you mean

Derek: ok i was tryin to say u would be fun to hang out with and i think it would be fun to cook for u well that would just help me out

Whitney: hahahaha ok I see

Derek: good im happy to make u laugh
ok so what kind of food do u like like french or like italian?
im like proficent in french cooking!!!

Whitney: mainly spicy

Derek: oooo my friend loves spicy food well spicy everything and i love spicy things 2 what do you like

Whitney: like salsa

Derek: oh i dont know if you can handle my salsa

Whitney: probably could.

Derek: you think so well see u know ur too fun to talk to online would u want to chill sometime and have a salsa party sometime

Whitney: probably not, but I dont know.

Derek: ok well if u dont want to thats cool but i would like to get to have fun with u and it would help havin an outsider tastin my food

Whitney: oh yeah yeah I dont know
it's 2:20!
I have to go to bed!
bye

Derek: peace out i was about to ask u what u doin up this late


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